Welcome to the joyful world of frogs, where playful ribbits and cheerful hopping are guaranteed! In this frog joke collection for kids, we’ve gathered the most delightful and endearing puns to bring a smile to every young frog fan’s face. Whether you’re reading in the rain or sunshine, these jokes are sure to brighten your day!
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Short Frog Jokes for Kids
- Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them! - What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it! - Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car! - What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
Unhoppy! - Why don’t frogs like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it! - What’s a frog’s favorite year?
Leap year! - What do you call a frog that loves telling jokes?
A comedi-hoppy! - How do frogs travel?
By “hopping” planes! - What did the frog say when he heard a joke?
That was ribbit-ing! - Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots! - Which frog has horns?
A bullfrog! - What do you call a frog spy?
A “croak” and dagger agent! - What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue-tied! - Why did the frog land on the lily pad?
He couldn’t resist its “floater” appeal! - What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
French flies! - Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked leap deducements! - Where do frogs borrow money?
From the river bank! - What do frogs play at recess?
Hopscotch! - What do you call a frog who likes adventure?
A “hop-and-seek” champion! - Why did the frog sit on the lily at noon?
It was his afternoon “pad” nap!